Hi, oh um, I mean hello. Nice to meet you, my name is Wilson. I guess you probably don’t care, sorry. Oh, wait, you do? Sorry then. People have always said I’m a bit timid. I like to think I’m just being cautious, but I do suppose it has made it difficult to make friends. At least until I met Snow. I helped her to co-found A.O.D. The Antithesis of Darkness…Snow came up with the name, it’s kind of cut…er…You know, for being trapped in a twisted game of life and death, this has probably been the best thing that has happened to me.
Ladies!…How you doin? I am sure you were amazed by my numerous talents and thus only naturally found yourselves interested in knowing more about me. Well, worry not. I will give you all you ask for and more. As a hunk of juicy man meat, standing at 5’9″, 135lbs, and at the age of 18 years, this experienced culinary artist has all you could ever ask for and more. So, feel free to slip into my DM’s…whenever you like…I’ll just keep on checking…still waiting. You know, I’ll get back to this later.
Okay, for Heaven’s sake, Crystal! I’ve done this three times now! Also, please explain why you used the worst picture of me ever. Stop! Stop typing everything I’m saying! Crystal!
Look, I don’t know why I’m still the leader, I’m really trying here. Thank God for Wilson, or else I’d go crazy. What? What are you talking about? Wilson is…Wilson’s just…just a friend.